So I had this dream about a month ago that I was pregnant, and I went to get an ultrasound so I could see that the baby was alright and what it's gender was. For some reason beyond my understanding, the people at the OB-GYN couldn't tell me or any of the other women that came in that day what the genders of our babies were, but they would know in about a week and post a list in their lobby like my old high school drama teacher would post the list of who got what parts for the next play. I came back the next week, and i was surrounded on all sides by anxious pregnant ladies and all our bellies were pushing and bouncing up against each other, with my back getting a fair number of belly bumps to it. I finally got close enough to read the list, which listed the woman's last name and then the gender of their baby as boy or girl. I scrolled down the list, boy boy girl girl boy girl boy girl girl boy girl, and then I got to my name, and it said, "Pirate!" next to it.
I was rather upset by this, as I did not want a pirate baby and had no idea what this meant. None of the other pregnant ladies cared and i went to talk to the staff, and they showed me a picture of my baby, which looked like it was sort of dressed like a pirate (hat and sword) and i was very alarmed and they didn't care and said it was fine. Rather distressing to say the least, though it seemed a little funnier when I told my friends later that day.
P.S.: I can say with 100% certainty that I am not actually pregnant.
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