Corky Romano: Encyclopedia II - Corky Romano - Plot Summary

Corky Romano - Plot Summary

Veterinarian Corky Romano, having been banished from his family after the death of his mother, is unaware of their underworld connections until he receives a call from his father, "Pops," a Mafia crimelord. Pops has been indicted on racketeering charges, and, knowing that the prosecutors have a strong case against him, has concluded that the only solution is to somehow destroy the evidence held by the FBI.

At the family mansion, an ailing and bedridden Pops convinces Corky to infiltrate the local FBI office, since the Romano family cannot send anyone with known underworld connections, such as Corky's brothers Paulie (Peter Berg) and Peter (Chris Penn).

With the aid of a computer hacker (Zach Galifianakis), Corky is able to obtain a false name ("Agent Corky Pissant"), background, and resumé. He gains access to the local FBI office, where he discovers from office chief Howard Schuster that, according to his resumé, "Pissant" graduated from Harvard, can speak five different languages, is an expert sharpshooter and has a black belt in the martial art "yan mu kwan".

Corky makes several trips to the FBI office's evidence room, only to be sidetracked each time. He is sent on investigations and raids, most of which have nothing to do with his father's case. Corky finds himself on a mission to infiltrate a neo-Nazi skinhead group related to the Night Vulture, a heroin trafficker who is number six on the FBI's Most Wanted List. Corky approaches the gang members, who promptly rip off the Britney Spears tanktop he is wearing as a disguise, and take him to a warehouse. Mafia members, including Paulie and Peter, are listening in through a microphone that was earlier taped to Corky's crotch. They go to the warehouse, beat up all the gang members, and leave. When the FBI arrives, they assume that Corky has handled the skinheads singlehandedly. He receives praise at the office and in the local media, though one agent, Brick Davis (Matthew Glave) appears both jealous and suspicious of him.

Corky attends a hostage situation involving a Night Vulture suspect. Schuster hands Corky a machine gun and orders him to kill the suspect. When Corky fires, the trigger gets stuck, spraying bullets everywhere. One of them hits a propane tank, causing it to explode, which knocks the suspect off his feet. Agents rush in and arrest the suspect, and it transpires that his gun was a fake. Schuster sends Corky to put the suspect in jail. On the trip back to the FBI office, Corky locks himself out of the car and the suspect kicks out the metal divider between the front and back seats. The divider jams the gas pedal to the floor, sending the car weaving wildly through city streets. Corky's arm is stuck in the window the whole time. Later, the car crashes into Paulie and Peter. Davis and other agents arrive and proceed to arrest Paulie and Peter, citing photographic equipment in the backseat of their car (the family mansion was already under watch by the FBI). However, Corky steps in to handle the situation. He farts in the faces of his brothers, and tells them to leave.

Corky grows to like FBI agent Kate Russo (Vinessa Shaw), but she seems uninterested until they bump into each other at the Romano mansion where Russo has been sent undercover to collect more evidence against the Romanos. Corky is able to convince Russo that he, too, is working undercover.

Corky is sent to infiltrate a drug deal in Chinatown posing as a translator (the agency believes that he can speak Vietnamese and Chinese). Corky attempts to translate, but ends up saying nonsense phrases such as "idiot" and "hairy pencil". The participating drug lords draw their guns and begin shooting in frustration. Agents Bob Cox (Roger Fan) and Terrence Darnell (Dave Sheridan) engage in a shootout with one of them while the other escapes.

Cox and Darnell are captured while trying to infiltrate one of Pops' underground casino. Corky comes to the rescue, but is caught by the bouncers and has his head placed in a paint shaker. When it is discovered that he is a member of the Romano family, and the bouncers ask to make it up to Corky, he says, "Maybe I can take some of my friends with me?".

Corky eventually gets the evidence, and discovers that his father will be facing murder charges. Shocked, he tells Pops, who vehemently denies killing anyone. Meanwhile, Russo discovers that Corky is a member of the Romano family and not an FBI agent. The entire FBI office conducts a raid on the Romano mansion, where it is discovered that family friend Leo Corrigan (Fred Ward) is an FBI informant and has been lying about the family's activities, including the alleged murder. It is also discovered that Brick Davis is the Night Vulture. Leo is knocked out by Corky with a light fixture, and Brick is arrested by his fellow FBI agents. In the end, Corky and Agent Russo get married and drive off in Corky's car, a bright yellow Mazda Miata. Corky also gained the respect and love of his entire family.

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