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The Infanta did notice but thought that Edmund was only dressing as a Spanish man to delight her! Edmund however had another plan in mind. He could not marry the Infanta if he was already married. So Edmund ordered Baldrick to abduct a Reverend Lloyd and Percy to find a suitable bride. Percy chose Tally Applebottom (played by Jane Freeman). But at the altar, while exchanging vows, Tally identified herself as Mrs. Applebottom. Edmund was surprised but had no time to search for another bride. The Reverend commented that marrying an already married person "is most unusual " . Edmund argued that " The Church is never going to progress if it is not just a bit adaptable!". Baldrick resolved the matter by holding a knife at the throat of the Reverend. The latter commented that " Has not the Church always dealt with the unusual? The miracle with the fishes, for example" . This marriage was however canceled with the arrival of a furious Mr. Thomas Applebottom and his scythe.

Meanwhile the Infanta had decided to learn more about her beloved Edmund. She approached his mother for a discussion. Gertrude however was oblivious to the matter discussed. Asked about Englishmen, Gertrude gave a less than flattering description. "Well, they spend most of their time with animals, you know, and with other men. But, oh, when they do come to the women, they only want one thing! ... a kind of pudding made of bread and butter and raisins. And, of course, the other thing... custard!"

The Infanta then asked what is Edmund like in bed. Unlike Jocasta however, Gertrude knew nothing about that aspect of her son. As also pointed by her answers: "Well, in bed, he likes hot milk, with just a little touch of cinnamon". Asked again, Gertrude corrected in saying : "Well, he is like a little rabbit, really". And that is what the Infanta wanted to hear.

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