Fafblog: Encyclopedia II - Fafblog - Characters

Fafblog - Characters

The site's updates are each attributed to one of three characters:

• Fafnir, a friendly, childlike entity of unknown form. He is fond of soup and usually writes "and" as "an." He is the original "contributor" to the site, and is still the most frequent poster.
• Giblets, a megalomaniac who insists that he is lord of all the earth, or even godlike. In reality, his war elephant is a hamster and nobody ever carries out his "bidding." His form is also unknown, although in one post, he describes being mistaken for a mouse.
• The Medium Lobster, a parody of conservative pundits. He claims to come from a "higher plane of being" that gives him omniscient "moral clarity." The Medium Lobster's writing style is to use articulate prose in the service of an illogical argument.

Many posts refer to a fourth, non-posting character, "Chris", who houses the other three. It is likely that he is the author of the blog; this claim is supported by occasional accouncements that posts will be less frequent because he is sick.

Adapted from the Wikipedia article "Characters", under the G.N U Free Docmentation License. Please also see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki